his fellow sanrio mascots are celebrating his birthday
Magnus Institute Job Interview
Elias: Do you speak any foreign languages?
Jonathan Sims: No, but—
Elias: Don’t worry, you will.
Still indecisive on what his hair texture is, but I'm getting somewhere! Side note, Martin baiting Elias into traumatizing him is one of his most badass moments in the entire show. I really love the image of him in absolute shambles, miserable and angry, falling apart as Elias leaves the room, but he knows that this time he won. Anyways, I love him sm he deserves all the things
SO I just created this acount after being almost exclusively on instagram for years, so heres some of my favourite + most recent TMA art i've made to introduce you to my art :]
Quick sketch i did (of the first 8 donations at least, the screaming face fake plant vase got me i must admit, i had to draw it but then i lost track of shit obviously, also dont mind the crookedness of the paintings)
Key difference between archives and protocol
The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
[check under cut for more]
Hello, Jon.
Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.
Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
in these dark times we are all Sam, freaking out when we hear the words “magnus” or “tape recorder”
Mikaele Salesa is geniunely one of my favourite characters
So Salesa worked for motherfucking JURGEN LEITNER, saw a guy get eaten by a book and still thought, yeah I'm staying in this line of work but no books. INSANE BEHAVIOUR. And I think it somehow worked out for him, like how? My theory is that he was protected by the secret 15th fear, capitalism
bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.
its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.