Still Indecisive On What His Hair Texture Is, But I'm Getting Somewhere! Side Note, Martin Baiting Elias

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

my problem with getting a grip on elias's characterization is that I always forget the fact that he's sillay. like sure he's evil and sadistic and manipulative and britain's next top victim blamer but also he says things like "yes, if you die, I'm afraid you probably won't be able to claim your expenses." he gets punched in the stomach while being arrested and doubles over in pain and wheezes "ah. I see :)"

do you want to know what she sees when she looks at you?

was reading tma transcripts in a waiting room earlier and I forgot how much integral shit is set up so early on I only got to like episode five and there was Gerard and Mary, breekon and hope, Michael Crew, it's crazy

Podcast so good I finished it and am now having coughing fits

“It’s very important to me you understand that no action I have taken has been controlled. I have done everything because I wished to.”

the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

New hc This is why Oliver Banks liked him so much

Jon doesn't want to die. he thinks he should die, which is a feeling that's followed him since he was eight. he goes through most seasons with the air of someone who fully believes they're about to take their rightful place in the grave, and he's terrified of it. there are some attempts in s4 where he tries to convince himself that he either wants to die or thinks he shouldn't, but I don't think any of it truly sticks. everything he's lived since he was eight has been with time bought by the death of someone else. and he's going to die, it just hasn't happened yet!

then the apocalypse happens, purely because he just hadn't died yet. he should have, but he didn't!

then he meets Annabelle Cane for the last time and learns that he was, in fact, never meant to die. at least not until he does everything the web planned for him.

jon must have been so good for the end

in these dark times we are all Sam, freaking out when we hear the words “magnus” or “tape recorder”

made some new stickers for you lovely queers <33 (I just really wanted to draw Jon in a big ol ace sweater he needs it ok) + some other doodles of the sillies !