Latest Posts by spooperdooper1 - Page 3

demonic possession is just hacking someones irl account 

“Couples Costume Idea” memes on the rise. Buy now and sell before Nov. 1st! via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2yP60oU

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

A smelly smell

Me in the early evening: *studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me two hours later: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

For what’s a spook without its doot?

this tweet haunts me

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

My face when I think about how I get to see @markiplier perform tonight!!

i LOVE this ❤️❤️ thank you so much

Leo aesthetic- Those you shall admire, if you mess with them you’re messing with fire

Requested by- @spooperdooper1

reaper: i have come to take you

me: let me ask my mom

reaper: it's not a choi-

me: she said no

Someone hit Fall Out Boy upnfor the M A N I A llama’s

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

Anyone wanna f

me: i won’t get jealous me: who…that… :-)… .…

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

how i imagine mark on his hiatus

Religious memes? God is telling me we must invest! via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2fW8vLm

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

what is the meaning behind your url?

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg