Band Rehearsals Are Weird Because Sometimes You’re All Laughing About Some Inside Joke Or Music Pun

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

ugly men are like, girls just want sexy confident chads who treat them like shit, when instead they should be with a stinky virgin with no social confidence like me who will also treat you like shit

every other day i must drag my body past these horrifying fruit effigies the next door produce shop has put up in an effort to deter the harvest god from taking back the seasons fruit. again and again i must look into their wild eyes, see their many gnashing teeth and shudder - the apples inside remains fresh and crisp, but at what cost

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

i LOVE this ❤️❤️ thank you so much

Leo aesthetic- Those you shall admire, if you mess with them you’re messing with fire

Requested by- @spooperdooper1

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

Knock knock

who the fuck is it