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hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

“accidentally brought a Range Rover”

every other day i must drag my body past these horrifying fruit effigies the next door produce shop has put up in an effort to deter the harvest god from taking back the seasons fruit. again and again i must look into their wild eyes, see their many gnashing teeth and shudder - the apples inside remains fresh and crisp, but at what cost

Your daily visit.

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

Someone hit Fall Out Boy upnfor the M A N I A llama’s

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

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