Me Trying To Write A Conclusion To My Paper

porygon is an awesome duck made out of shapes

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

Band Kid: I practiced for hours last night.

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“What time is it?”

“Time for you to get a watch!“ 

*gunshots* *sCREAMING*

my main man scoobert goes in

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page