My Main Man Scoobert Goes In

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

TØP Bandito Tour Tickets

I'm selling two tickets for the Detroit, MI show on Wednesday, I can no longer go but they're posted on stub hub for anyone who can. Please reblog

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

Wow so this is what it feels like actually hearing your instrument in a song

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

If you think I am not going to laugh at every single slight innuendo you are wrong