It’s The Fall Of Summer

Drake warned me about you

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

Who’s a good boy? via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2xGT93A

A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend that they’re mommy and baby stoves.

The baby stove is currently at stove school, which is for stoves.

中文词汇表

转移 (zhuǎn yí) — to transfer, change 徘徊 (pái huái) — to wander around  冤枉 (yuān wang) — unjust 浏览 (liú lǎn) — to skim through  珍藏 (zhēn cáng) — to treasure  患难 (huàn nàn) — trials and tribulations   湿 (shī) — wet

眼眶 (yǎn kuànɡ) — eye socket 遗产 (yí chǎn) — legacy 流浪 (liú làng) — to drift about 信仰 (xìn yǎng) — faith 戒指 (jiè zhi) — ring 义无反顾 (yì wú fǎn ɡù) — to be duty-bound not to turn back 交换 (jiāo huàn) — to exchange 胸膛 (xiōng táng) — chest 犯 (fàn) — to commit 享受 (xiǎnɡ shòu) — to enjoy 提心吊胆 (tí xīn diào dǎn) — to have one’s heart in one’s mouth 拒绝 (jù jué) — to refuse 羔羊 (gāo yáng) — scapegoat 握 (wò) — to hold 黑暗 (hēi àn) — dark 虚假 (xū jiǎ) — false 消失 (xiāo shī) — to disappear 晴朗 (qíng lǎng) — fine, sunny 流转 (liú zhuǎn) — to wander about 原谅 (yuán liàng) — to forgive 地老天荒 (dì lǎo tiān huānɡ) — outlast even heaven and earth 烛光 (zhú guāng) — candlelight 答案 (dá àn) — answer 温馨 (wēn xīn) — pleasant and sweet 铺 (pū) — to spread 花瓣 (huā bàn) — petal 土壤 (tǔ rǎnɡ) — soil 接班 (jiē bān) — to take over, succeed 期望 (qī wàng) — to expect 失望 (shī wàng) — to lose heart 恶性 (è xìng) — wicked, vicious 循环 (xún huán) — to circulate 短暂 (duǎn zàn) — brief 浪漫 (làng màn) — romantic, loose 烧 (shāo) — to burn 平凡 (píng fán) — ordinary 

Words taken from: 愛情轉移

Stripes dont exist until you have at least three of them.

sleepy on main

adhd: we need to clean the space before we can get any work done me: ok, let’s clean then adhd: adhd: adhd: we need to clean the space before we can get any work done

big mood, every day

I just need someone to hold me and tell me it’s gonna be okay .