“what’s The Weirdest Fan Experience You’ve Ever Had?”

me: idk I’m into actual anime, not really South Park or Dora the explora

gamestop employee: what you got against Dora? She hot

reaper: i have come to take you

me: let me ask my mom

reaper: it's not a choi-

me: she said no

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

every other day i must drag my body past these horrifying fruit effigies the next door produce shop has put up in an effort to deter the harvest god from taking back the seasons fruit. again and again i must look into their wild eyes, see their many gnashing teeth and shudder - the apples inside remains fresh and crisp, but at what cost

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

It’s the fall of summer

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

college is bad folks

Here's a video of me doing a single toss !!

for context - i'm happy about this because: someone in my band's guard quit in the middle of this season, leaving a hole in our sets, and instead of just keeping the space open, my band director asked me if i would like to fill it (totally unheard of here). note that this video was taken last night at my third (3rd !!) practice, fourth if you count the run through before my first game last friday.