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ugly men are like, girls just want sexy confident chads who treat them like shit, when instead they should be with a stinky virgin with no social confidence like me who will also treat you like shit

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If someone tells you to hold your horses, they’re telling you to be stable.

中文词汇表

转移 (zhuǎn yí) — to transfer, change 徘徊 (pái huái) — to wander around  冤枉 (yuān wang) — unjust 浏览 (liú lǎn) — to skim through  珍藏 (zhēn cáng) — to treasure  患难 (huàn nàn) — trials and tribulations   湿 (shī) — wet

眼眶 (yǎn kuànɡ) — eye socket 遗产 (yí chǎn) — legacy 流浪 (liú làng) — to drift about 信仰 (xìn yǎng) — faith 戒指 (jiè zhi) — ring 义无反顾 (yì wú fǎn ɡù) — to be duty-bound not to turn back 交换 (jiāo huàn) — to exchange 胸膛 (xiōng táng) — chest 犯 (fàn) — to commit 享受 (xiǎnɡ shòu) — to enjoy 提心吊胆 (tí xīn diào dǎn) — to have one’s heart in one’s mouth 拒绝 (jù jué) — to refuse 羔羊 (gāo yáng) — scapegoat 握 (wò) — to hold 黑暗 (hēi àn) — dark 虚假 (xū jiǎ) — false 消失 (xiāo shī) — to disappear 晴朗 (qíng lǎng) — fine, sunny 流转 (liú zhuǎn) — to wander about 原谅 (yuán liàng) — to forgive 地老天荒 (dì lǎo tiān huānɡ) — outlast even heaven and earth 烛光 (zhú guāng) — candlelight 答案 (dá àn) — answer 温馨 (wēn xīn) — pleasant and sweet 铺 (pū) — to spread 花瓣 (huā bàn) — petal 土壤 (tǔ rǎnɡ) — soil 接班 (jiē bān) — to take over, succeed 期望 (qī wàng) — to expect 失望 (shī wàng) — to lose heart 恶性 (è xìng) — wicked, vicious 循环 (xún huán) — to circulate 短暂 (duǎn zàn) — brief 浪漫 (làng màn) — romantic, loose 烧 (shāo) — to burn 平凡 (píng fán) — ordinary 

Words taken from: 愛情轉移

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this