If Someone Tells You To Hold Your Horses, They’re Telling You To Be Stable.

big mood, every day

I just need someone to hold me and tell me it’s gonna be okay .

Cat fits. Cat sits. (via candysaurus)

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

open minds are attractive as fuck

tfw coming home from school ready to chill but being told you gotta do chores

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

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