@therealjacksepticeye Also Took A Bunch Of Photos On My Phone.

I have an important story

I was walking out of the gym on campus and over to my bike to unlock it, and looked up just in time to see a goose attack a woman as she walked past. I’m talking grabbing at her jacket, flapping its wings, biting and honking. I’m no stranger to our aggressive campus geese but hot diggity damn. Then. Then the goose turned and looked at me and let out a horrifying honk and suddenly, it was like bullet time, suddenly this massive goose was flying towards me.

So I squared up.

I tried to protect my expensive headphones.

And I braced for Goose.

When that thing flew at me I kicked higher and harder than I ever have and landed a solid blow to its huge, boat like body. It was so much harder and heavier than I expected. No one expects to kick a goose. It let out this awful squeaky toy noise, tried to grab at my hat, and then flew up and landed on the roof of the gym, watching me. I couldn’t turn my back for fear it would attack.

The worst part? There was no one around. No one saw me kick this deranged goose.

For five minutes I stood there, terrified of this goose.

And then people started walking out of the gym.

“I saw you kick that goose.”

“Man, that was a mean goose.”

“Nice kick on the goose.”

Eventually it took off and I was able to resume my day but not after solidifying my identity as The One Who Kicked The Goose.

A: an uplifting song

B: a song to listen to before you go to sleep

C: a song from a soundtrack

D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character

E: a song by a band I’ve seen live

F: a song that I’ve used as a ringtone at some point

G: a song to party your butts off to

H: a song that reminds me of my childhood

I: a song that gives me butterflies

J: a song by the beatles

K: a song I know all the lyrics to

L: an instrumental song

M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had

N: a song by a band I want to see live

O: a melancholic song

P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog

Q: a song to drive to

R: a song that I’ve listened to lots of times recently

S: a song by a band of your choice

T: a lovesong

U: a song that reminds me of a fictional pairing

V: a non-english song

W: a song with an amazing music video

X: a cover

Y: a song I’d send to my crush (imaginary, if you don’t have one)

Z: a randomly chosen song

Here hold this

like a what

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

what the hell

me: idk I’m into actual anime, not really South Park or Dora the explora

gamestop employee: what you got against Dora? She hot