Apparently my magic trick was “very disturbing” and “off putting” and “joints and tongues aren’t supposed to go that way”
*Hannibal and Will having this deep, tender moment, looking into each others eyes in a way that was deeply romantic and heartfelt*
The man behind them that just got sewn into, and promptly crawled out of a dead horse:
BANGERRRR
yeah. that one joan of arc pose. anyways i don't like this one,, i like the line art thoufh
EXPLODING AUGHH
XXI The World
I love you so (I love you, too)
pssstt sheet music reference from @kkachis btw <3
Hannibal literally stabbing a guy in the head: sorry guys my impulsive thoughts 🤪
LISA AND FRANKENSTEIN ARE THE ULTIMATE AUTISTIC COUPLE GOALS (Nonverbal and talks a lot)
second base is preserving your organs and mounting your head on my wall. third base is sex of course
Avatar of the stranger but its just someone who makes an absurd amount of AI art and deepfakes.
Avatar of the flesh but its just someone who makes disturbing ads for PETA
Avatar of the eye but its just a huge comic nerd who’s constantly condescending about their knowledge to everyone
Avatar of the desolation but its just someone who purposefully messes with office/school microwaves, making them unusable
Avatar of the slaughter but its just a LARPer who’s wayyyyy too into the ‘fighting’
Avatar of the lonely but its just a gas station clerk who always takes the night shift by themselves
Avatar of the dark but its just an electrician who’s really really bad at their job
Avatar of the spiral but its just a clickbait YouTuber with really long videos and weirdly familiar but untraceable background music
Avatar of the corruption but its just someone who writes weird shipfics with awful, insidiously unhealthy relationship dynamics
Avatar of the end but its just a goth who hangs out at cemeteries that won’t stop death infodumping to random bereaved people
Avatar of the hunt but its just an edgy middle schooler who pretends to be a wolf and keeps winning at tag against kids who aren’t playing
Avatar of the web but its just a scam phone caller who’s good at getting old people who aren’t good with computers
Avatar of the buried but its just a construction worker who always has to be the first one to do any excavating or digging
Avatar of the vast but its just someone who makes religious talks about how large and all-encompassing their god/gods is/are
Avatar of the extinction but its just an artist who constantly makes climate change or pollution related exhibitions.
Getting you all a barbie cake for the 10 year anniversary of hannibal
scully is truly one of the characters most near and dear to my heart.
she's a navy brat. a middle child to a distant father. a genius. she rewrote einstein at age 23. she is a doctor and a scientist and she's wrestled with god, but never stopped wearing the cross necklace from her mother. she's jealous and territorial. she likes rules and still breaks them with regularity.
she will not discuss her emotions unless it's under 50 layers of metaphor, but she also cannot hide her feelings, so she sits there, visibly moody. she is a terrible liar. she falls asleep easily. she can and will kill someone, but she's such a good shot that she usually doesn't need to- she can put a bullet right in your collarbone and call an ambulance instead.
she spouts disconcerting facts about bugs and decomposition and genetics and saints without blinking. she once autopsied a guy and then ordered his last meal for dinner. she can cure alien viruses. she wants the real cream cheese on her bagel and something sweet to drink. how could you not love her.