Autistic or autosick
*insert car crashing noises*
Tweet of the year
*Hannibal and Will having this deep, tender moment, looking into each others eyes in a way that was deeply romantic and heartfelt*
The man behind them that just got sewn into, and promptly crawled out of a dead horse:
I constantly and willingly played the medicine cat in my elementary school warrior cat roleplay games. I should have realized I was AroAce a LONG time ago.
you don't get to pick your sexuality. actually warner brothers does. congratulations you're getting promoted misha you're bi now
He still wears his parents hat and tie after all those years (i can’t believe i’m feeling bad for a sentient triangle) :(
EXPLODING
I will start sobbing violently no one look at me
Poem by Natalie Wee
Avatar of the stranger but its just someone who makes an absurd amount of AI art and deepfakes.
Avatar of the flesh but its just someone who makes disturbing ads for PETA
Avatar of the eye but its just a huge comic nerd who’s constantly condescending about their knowledge to everyone
Avatar of the desolation but its just someone who purposefully messes with office/school microwaves, making them unusable
Avatar of the slaughter but its just a LARPer who’s wayyyyy too into the ‘fighting’
Avatar of the lonely but its just a gas station clerk who always takes the night shift by themselves
Avatar of the dark but its just an electrician who’s really really bad at their job
Avatar of the spiral but its just a clickbait YouTuber with really long videos and weirdly familiar but untraceable background music
Avatar of the corruption but its just someone who writes weird shipfics with awful, insidiously unhealthy relationship dynamics
Avatar of the end but its just a goth who hangs out at cemeteries that won’t stop death infodumping to random bereaved people
Avatar of the hunt but its just an edgy middle schooler who pretends to be a wolf and keeps winning at tag against kids who aren’t playing
Avatar of the web but its just a scam phone caller who’s good at getting old people who aren’t good with computers
Avatar of the buried but its just a construction worker who always has to be the first one to do any excavating or digging
Avatar of the vast but its just someone who makes religious talks about how large and all-encompassing their god/gods is/are
Avatar of the extinction but its just an artist who constantly makes climate change or pollution related exhibitions.