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Well, drawing a Death Note Pokémon AU sure as fuck ain't paying the bills but I'd be lying if I said It doesnt feel good lol.
I have no idea where this came from. Honestly, I took Adderall to clean my room, and this happened instead, but i hope someone besides me finds this entertaining, lol.
I had a whole plot in my head but forgot it already. All I got is Near is from Lavender Town, but strangely, no one else in town has ever seen or heard of him. Guess just another one of Lavender town's ghost stories...kinda weird how kids toys keep popping up on the gravestones, tho.
Bonus: Espurr was his first pokemon. He never goes inside his pokeball, and he has an insatiable hunger for violence.
This was too much fun, and I'm already in the middle of drawing Mello, so I'm hoping I can post it later today. Feel free to let me know what you guys think or if you have any ideas!
Also, work and life have had me in a chokehold for the last couple of months, so I'm sorry to everyone on here I ghosted. I'm hoping to message people back later tonight and maybe even post more headcanons, but in the meantime whatcha guys think Near would name his Espurr?
Mello: Haha, look at this loser. He wears the same clothes every day. Near: Wow, I didn't realize that you were so into me that you paid attention to my outfit every day. Mello: What? No. I'm not into you. Near: With my eyes closed, I can't even remember what I saw you wearing three seconds ago, because I don't care. Mello: Well, ah, no, I, I don't care either. Near: Then why would you remember what I wear every day? Are you obsessed with me? Can you not stop thinking about me? Are you in love with me? Mello: Stop bullying me. I feel bullied. (Source: 16 Personalities Getting BULLIED, School Bully Instantly Regrets It - Frank James)
Why would the Kira case have stopped him?
if the kira case didn’t happen near would have had a nightcore emo phase
I finally finished the lineart! (Please ignore the messed up hands. I’ll fix it when I figure out how)
With sketch:
Can someone please tell me what fanfiction this is? I need it
this fandom has truly ruined my ability to look like a normal person who doesn't just randomly snort with laughter to myself with no explanation at any given moment... because so many times a day I'll just be sitting there minding my own business and then suddenly remember some lawlight fanfic I saw one time where L's real name was revealed to be "Lustice"
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
This is me but for fanfictions that I haven’t even started to write, and probably never will write
I want to read a fic but I want to read MY fic that I haven't finished yet
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
L: Look at me straight in the eyes and then tell me the truth, Light-kun
Light: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight
L:
L: This is an interrogation. Please do try to be a little more professional
Light: These handcuffs are making that a little hard
adhd culture is starting your posts with “anyways”, “so like,”, “by the way”, or any other mid-conversation sentence-starter
Based on the phone call from episode 30 while taking some info liberties (Near merely asks the Japanese Task Force to call him if L #2 was ever suspected; not confirmed yet; and once Near brings it up, we hear Aizawa’s doubts). And I know that it was bias that ultimately killed L, but bias can lead to stupidity~. And I like the idea of Near just being done with the Japanese Task Force’s incompetence (which he is but is still milking them for use). So, maybe this happens underneath that cool exterior? In the manga, he’s much more smiley and beautifully troll-ish over the phone~.
Light Yagami is so unintentionally funny like yeah sure L was witty but that was intentional and will never top Light simultaneously taking himself super seriously and doing the most laughably ironic things with zero self-insight
Remember that time Light got so offended that Lind L. Tailor called him a murderer that he straight up murdered him on live tv?
And then accused Misa of tarnishing Kira’s name because she killed someone who disagreed with Kira on live tv?
Remember when Ryuk was like “then you’d be the only evil person left” and Light was like “nah bc I’m like, a really good student. If you get an A on your paper it actually stands for ‘Allowed to murder people just because you feel like it’ so I’m all good actually.”
it’s their sleepover and they get to choose who to write in the note
my favorite Nate-doesn’t-give-a-fuck moments:
“If we’re wrong, we just have to say ‘sorry’“
when he wants to make sure Mello didn’t just steer L/Kira into the SPK headquarters, so he calls to see if Light picks up and then says “wrong number” and hangs up like are u serious
Light: oh no, you have to leave your hideout before the mob kills you 😈 Near: you would say that, Kira 😒
when Aizawa gives him information and his response is basically “k thnx bye” and Aizawa gets offended and he’s like “whaaaaat. I said thanks.”
I love this little brat so much
does this make mello a fanfiction author?
labb never happened btw mello just fucking made it up
had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night
how aboutttt sayu and near, and the prompt is mourning? (:
Sometimes, they like to pretend that their respective family members are alive and well. Sometimes, one whispers instructions to cuddle in different ways than usual- what angles that the other should mimic with their arms, what positions to fall into- and closes their eyes, using their partner to recreate the touches they're starting to forget. It's a pure kind of love, however sad around the edges; it's also a poor substitute.
hello i am also requesting icarus!near & sayu with laughter as a prompt please & thank you :)
"If you have to know," Near starts, visibly scrolling through their very first email exchange, "I thought the pun you made with my name was hilarious, but I wanted to make you earn my laugh."
"If you keep teasing me, I'm going to give you a near-death experience."
"Don't push it."
"can you write?" I can certainly put words next to each other
Zim episode where Zim and Dib are assigned to debate a topic. The topic is if aliens are real. Dib has to argue against it and Zim has to argue in favor.
"It's gross"
i’m so sorry for this but from the first second i started watching death note, all i can think about is how much light looks like this motherfucker
Behold! This extremely messy sketch of Near!
Behold! This extremely messy sketch of Near!