Ignore That The Perspective Looks Like Shit. This Is Really Funny To Me

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

✨ BLANETSONA ✨

[aka a part of Tumblr stellar black hole system AU]

This is a Solarballs AU

It was created by some of the Solarballs Tumblr artists (and partially by me as well). It is basically a planetary system orbiting around a stellar black hole called “Tumblr” with blanets being our self-inserts

Feel free to join our system!

Grian doodles ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.

I’m so sorry you had to draw jingle-bells 😔

Played mouthwashing...liked it a lot....

Y’all I saw an ad for an AI called Gemini-

Yeah no I’ve seen that shit before- 💀💀💀💀

Count me OUT! Iris isn’t getting my ass anytime soon!

I know so many of the stories in the news are focused on the tariffs right now, but I think we should remember the biggest horror this administration is causing is the human one. What the trump administration is doing with legal and illegal immigrants is beyond cruel and this sums it up

Source

bdubs: [explaining how to sue someone]

scar: "ok. what if... they're snails."

NBC News

Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail

The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent

The bill, which was filed last week by Republican state Rep. Tom Oliverson, would make it a state jail felony if a person “knowingly makes a false or misleading verbal or written statement” by identifying their sex assigned at birth incorrectly to a governmental entity or to their employer. State jail felonies in Texas are punishable by up to two years in jail and a fine of up to $10,000.

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Oliverson did not immediately return a request for comment. So far, the bill has no other co-sponsors, making it unlikely to pass, according to Chron, a sister website of the Houston Chronicle. However, the bill is among the first of its kind nationally and is an example of how legislation targeting trans people has become more clear in its intent and more extreme in recent years, particularly in Texas.

I have no words.

I'm just a lil sleepy guy. Imagine if me writing that statement "I'm just a lil sleepy guy" got me put in jail for a felony for fucking... identity fraud.

"WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE SCARED! THIS IS SCARY!"

Idk like... my logic is you don't drive people to the point of "damned if you do/ damned if you don't" because like... THAT is what the phrase "The first pride was a riot" stands for.

If you're gonna arrest queer people for existing, they're gonna show you what queer wrath looks like.

-fae

I similar meme my friend sent me after watching my dyslexic ass fail at the hacking 💀

Trying to hack a terminal without Nick around