It’s Fucking Insane That A Moderator Had To Say “there Is No State Where You Can Kill A Baby After

I think I have already posted fanart about this before, but it's simply not enough. headcanon for xisumas suit design - his helmet/visor is a screen. a screen that x can put anything on. there is a human shaped head with eyes and everything underneath the helmet, and he does show it occasionally, but it is way more fun to project silly smiley faces or, when he goes afk, literally turning his visor into a lava lamp.

hermits have been caught coming to AFK xisuma to prank him but ending up just staring at the lava lamp visor like moths at light.

maybe sometimes he even projects live captions for his speech on there. maybe during meetings to help hermits focus/understand some Real important news/questions.

heck he may even use it to show admin things (projecting the map-veiw for a feuture season world (seed) for example) like its a PowerPoint presentation

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The way my life flashed before my eyes

Skizz, wearing his spinny hat, feet up on the desk during the court case: your honor, can I call doc a fuckface?

Rate the ride 🔥🔥🔥/j

this was WAY funnier in my head

(please note that I have NOT watched Breaking Bad)

REAL BRO IS THIS SHIT THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES?!

why does the U.S. government feel like a YA dystopian novel rn

im watching secret life and gem telling mumbo hes “such a wet cat of a man” is SO fucking funny she gets me like no one else

Call that engineer gaming