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sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.

hermits and their animated thingies

Holy shit ur a genius

Do you think Fallout 4 was set in Massachusetts so they could tell a sort of Salam Witch Trials narrative, but instead of witches it's synths?

Because though there is the occasional bad synth, how many were just trying to live their lives? How many people killed or accused their own kin because of the hysteria? How many innocents were killed because of it?

Be Safe Out There

People are going to be protesting in every state today. I hope you all are safe and successful. I wanted to go to my state capitol myself but I wasn't able to arrange a carpool with it being so short notice. However, I'll still be going to Midland, MI to protest later today. I'll be handing out three signs and an un-cut stencil there.

Don't forget to fly your flags upside-down, boys and girls and non-binary types. Stay safe, and fuck Trump & Co!

I think I have already posted fanart about this before, but it's simply not enough. headcanon for xisumas suit design - his helmet/visor is a screen. a screen that x can put anything on. there is a human shaped head with eyes and everything underneath the helmet, and he does show it occasionally, but it is way more fun to project silly smiley faces or, when he goes afk, literally turning his visor into a lava lamp.

hermits have been caught coming to AFK xisuma to prank him but ending up just staring at the lava lamp visor like moths at light.

maybe sometimes he even projects live captions for his speech on there. maybe during meetings to help hermits focus/understand some Real important news/questions.

heck he may even use it to show admin things (projecting the map-veiw for a feuture season world (seed) for example) like its a PowerPoint presentation

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honestly heroic

ONE DAY you wake up and your face looks a little different. Its not really the same shade of flesh that you've known your whole life. It's a bit off color, and seems like it's getting a little longer. Not too much, but long enough for you to really think about getting your mirror replaced.

The next day, when the moon is full, you collapse on the ground. Writhing in pain and clutching your unfamiliar body, agonizing pain floods your senses.

You notice your hair color is dark black, approximately shoulder length, and straight. The fat in your face has shifted. No matter what gender you were before, you realize you're now a half-Korean 35 year old man. Black headphones grow from the sides of your skull to wrap around your ears. Your bones snap as they reshape again, and all the genes in your body change their very structure into something newly alive.

Slowly, as the pain and fatigue subsides, you notice that you've transformed into a perfect identical biological copy of famous gamer youtuber, Markiplier.

I don't know who this is, but she's awesome.

Yo I hate these evil ass dreams bro💀 super confusing Groundhog Day style death loop thing every time i “woke up” and it always leaves me super confused when I actually wake up. Also at some point I woke up at like 3 am and reflexively kicked the wall super fucking hard and now my foot hurts 🥲