Honestly Heroic

Divine connection between flesh and machine

My laptop basically does either aerobic or anerobic activity, as in short bursts with rest between it has time to cool down but then by the end it starts to overheat and stall, but if you turn down settings and optimize, let it get hot and stay hot, then it levels out to a more consistent rate.

or maybe im delulu idk

ONE DAY you wake up and your face looks a little different. Its not really the same shade of flesh that you've known your whole life. It's a bit off color, and seems like it's getting a little longer. Not too much, but long enough for you to really think about getting your mirror replaced.

The next day, when the moon is full, you collapse on the ground. Writhing in pain and clutching your unfamiliar body, agonizing pain floods your senses.

You notice your hair color is dark black, approximately shoulder length, and straight. The fat in your face has shifted. No matter what gender you were before, you realize you're now a half-Korean 35 year old man. Black headphones grow from the sides of your skull to wrap around your ears. Your bones snap as they reshape again, and all the genes in your body change their very structure into something newly alive.

Slowly, as the pain and fatigue subsides, you notice that you've transformed into a perfect identical biological copy of famous gamer youtuber, Markiplier.

DID SOMEONE SAY BACKROOMS GRIAN❓❓‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ no? Just me? Okay 😞

FANART FOR ‘I Don’t Sing for A Crowd’ ON AO3 BY SkeeBallCatt22

2 DAYS IN A ROW 😭😭😭😭 it’s 5:55am and I just reflexively punched everything off my fucking nightstand as I woke up bro 😭 istg I’m so fucking sick of this shit.

Also there was a cool dreams that felt like an scp type deal, a big cave that appears on coastlines with walls full of huge randomized human teeth and gums, nobody knows how far it goes and it doesn’t seem to follow any geographical limits from the outside world. From outside u can’t even see the interior very well, and if u enter it u are stuck in another dimension of infinite teeth tunnels. From an outside perspective once someone enters the tunnel they forget that person ever existed along with the existence of the tunnel. Kinda cool lol

"if America hasn't broken your heart, you don't love her enough."

go ON, Senator Booker

REAL BRO IS THIS SHIT THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES?!

why does the U.S. government feel like a YA dystopian novel rn

Boutta get tested for autism can’t wait to get an A+ 💪🔥💯😤

so. i had an idea

Merg is playing Mouthwashing rn and I’m so excited for him to post part 2 aksjdndhcfjf

this gives tango i think