The Mcu Has A Total Of Six Brain Cells Max And These Three Hold Majority Of Them

kaz: okay, that's it, so everybody knows. it's official. we're moving in together. no turning back. are ya scared? are ya?! inej: ...no. kaz: wow, that was my scariest voice. you're very brave.

literally terrified of this

You know what, I’m fucking scared that they’ll turn Sylvie/Loki into something romantic. If I have one fear, that’s it. Not because I want to see Lokius (though I’m genuinely curious to see how they’ll improve their friendship, if I can call it like that), but because - - NO. They’re the same person, two versions of the same person, for heaven’s sake! Ok for siblings, ok for their chemistry etc etc but please NO. Nonononononono.

Bucky calling Sam “Samuel” with maximum level sass is my new favorite thing ever

some common bitch: aziraphale and crowley aren’t canon bc they didn’t kiss

me, appalled: so ace people don’t exist ig

the same person: but,,, they’re not ace

me, still appalled: nah they’re just ethereal and demonic beings with no form of gender or sexual expression

neil gaiman, emerging from a hole in the ground: *thumbs up*

also it helps me walk or whatever

[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]

jack watching will & hannibal flirting over randall tier’s mutilated corpse like the freaks they are:

The Batboys Fancast but they're actually brown and not european or Henry Cavill

Akash Kumar as Rhysand

Honestly he's really ethnic for Rhysand while I envision Rhysand as mixed or wasian (white-asian) but he's perfect for him

Vivek Dhiman as Cassian

walimn (ig) as Azriel

me

listen I GET that this is a Bad Thing I GET that Neilman is unhappy with it but listen. Listen to me. I’m so happy right now that I’m in an altered state. this is unlocking Secret New Emotions for me. I am literally 100000% more hyped for the new season. I’m going to be so fucking insufferable. My family is going to suffer.

nah cuz i don’t like loki/sylvie either but cmon… if sylvie was male presenting, the dialogue from episode 3 would’ve made some of y’all ship it. i know we wanted a male love interest but like… this ship isn’t out of nowhere.

inej: this is the last box of your clothes. i'm just gonna label it "what were you thinking?" nina: huh, that's funny. i was just gonna go across the hall and write the same thing on kaz.