Jack Watching Will & Hannibal Flirting Over Randall Tier’s Mutilated Corpse Like The Freaks They Are:

i’m just gonna continue to ignore all the signs that loki won’t be in love and thunder. i am blissfully blind in spite of the knowledge presented to me by the man i call god. (tom hiddleston).

nina: as a Healer…

kaz: heartrender

nina: i hereby offer my licensed services…

kaz: unlicensed

nina: as a grief counselor…

kaz: grief causer

nina: if anyone needs to talk, the doctor…

kaz: not even close

nina: is in!

jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!

shaking screaming clawing at my skin over good omens tomorrow, heartstopper next thursday, and rwrb in two weeks

some common bitch: aziraphale and crowley aren’t canon bc they didn’t kiss

me, appalled: so ace people don’t exist ig

the same person: but,,, they’re not ace

me, still appalled: nah they’re just ethereal and demonic beings with no form of gender or sexual expression

neil gaiman, emerging from a hole in the ground: *thumbs up*

the acotar fandom is so weird. i love feyre and nesta. i love gwyn and elain. why are y’all determined to put women against each other? it reeks of misogyny.

seeing people begin to discover things on tiktok that originated on tumblr is a horrific and shocking experience

inej: please, kaz was just showing me how to fix the floor

wylan: anytime a man shows a girl how to do something from behind, it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck.

jesper: watch any sports movie.

castles crumbling is SO steve harrington coded jesus christ

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!