Yeah My Mom Taught Me To Be Polite, But Y’know What Else She Taught Me? How To Throw An Axe So That

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

any monsters want to come steal me away to be their bride so i dont have to participate in society any more

lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

jungkook when he somehow ends up in the same location as trisha paytas’ baby and past life instincts kick in

White Feminism

What the fuck and who the fuck is redacted asmr and why does it keep popping up on my dash