What The Fuck And Who The Fuck Is Redacted Asmr And Why Does It Keep Popping Up On My Dash

This will be my final post, like, ever, for context the email I attached to this acc was connected to another thing and I though I originally planned on plain and simple deleting this acc entirely I can’t because of the emails connection.

But I don’t want this acc or blog anymore, and for some reason I’ve been gaining followers (???) and I came to the decision to instead just abandon this acc and move to a different one.  One where my email is not connected to something I do not have complete access

Since a lot of minors follow me and can most likely see this post I won’t be sharing my new account, it’s only been shared with some mutuals & friends of mine.  That’s because I plan on writing things, and I already know some of my work will not be sfw and trust me when I say it is not a safe space if you are a minor.  I don’t care how mature you are, how old you are, nothing, if you’re not above 18 you shouldn’t be in any sort of community or even tumblr if I’m honest.

But not the point, point is I’m leaving, you guys can still enjoy my posts and shit but this is all I got, have fun and thanks you??

Source ~ FB Parenting Through the Fog

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This. This is one of the prime reasons I planned that my farmer would be nonhuman anyways.

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

You’re not wrong but I’m not brave enough to say you’re right.

greatest dsmp phenomenon is c!wilbur becoming 50 times more homosexual after being in the equivalent of a sensory deprivation tank for 13 years

Holy shit

any monsters want to come steal me away to be their bride so i dont have to participate in society any more

mormon kids under the age of 18 being told their church is a cult

mormons 18-24 after they go through their endowment ceremony and receive their new name and secret clothing and learn the secret handshakes and passwords and realize everyone around them has been secretly doing this the whole time and now theyre going to be sent away from their family for 2 years where they will literally not be allowed to be alone for 1 second of the day except to go to the bathroom and they have no idea how to get out of what they just got into