People Started To Actually Think I’m Dumb So Now I Gotta Have An Academic Comeback. :/

hahaha nooooo. you get *spins wheel* live dissection!!!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

you eat whole raw potatoes while sitting in a bathtub wearing a hollywood style expensive robe. your pet ferret sits with you. it is eight feet tall.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

fish i don’t have the attention span to read that and im not even a goldfish. what is happening in ur head.

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

me too tho. :/

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

ah, yes. my bad. guess i’ll just kill myself.

hello motherfuckers (working on my gender neutral greetings) i now have *drum roll* 1,174 words!!!! i need to asleep now.

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

whether or not i ate today is not the question. ofc i ate today. i always eat. the question should be WHAT i ate today. bc Babygirl. i be Ingesting things you couldn’t even imagine.

not me. i’m chugging my media. inhaling it if you will. i’m like a dog that hasn’t been fed since breakfast and just downs a bowl of low quality kibble without even chewing.

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

shoutout to the guy in my ap environmental science class who started losing his shit mid practice exam cuz he didn’t know the difference between independent and dependent variables.