whether or not i ate today is not the question. ofc i ate today. i always eat. the question should be WHAT i ate today. bc Babygirl. i be Ingesting things you couldn’t even imagine.
@circe-but-betterr no i will fuck you
tumblr users DNI🖐🖐🖐🖐
calling him manwhore in the same way ppl call raccoons trash pandas. with affection.
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.
go study. it’s what adam parrish would want you to do.
having parents who are chill now but used to suck is wild. like yeah mom thanks for taking me for a barnes and nobles mental health day. yeah can’t believe you used to gaslight me hahahaha.
Woah mama women are amazing
family lore is insane because it ranges from “dang can’t believe my older cousin sam dropped out of college” to “what do you MEAN aunt jackie was involved in the irish MAFIA???”
“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.
shoutout to the guy in my ap environmental science class who started losing his shit mid practice exam cuz he didn’t know the difference between independent and dependent variables.
they love me for my patient listening skills and scathing commentary.
ideas, art, fandom stuff and shower thoughts. think about a group of gay neurodivergent teens sitting in an empty classroom room at lunch. that’s what this blogs energy is. asks open. please ask.
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