Go Study. It’s What Adam Parrish Would Want You To Do.

new pronouns just dropped <3

tumblr adds are so funny. going from scrolling insta to scrolling tumblr is like crossing an aesthetic looking street, making it to the sidewalk and then immediately getting hit by a neon green truck with a frog face.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

babes. that might be a sign of something.

mw i am both acting and look high..

how the lead guitarist feels showing up 20 mins late to the first concert in the outfit he wore yesterday after not answering his phone all day

the other night i had a nightmare that my mom was cheating on my dad with mr beast and i was trying to warn my mom that he was evil but he was right there so i couldn’t outright say anything and i literally woke up in a cold sweat it was terrifying

We’re out here in the dark laying on the ground to stargaze. I missed the shooting star. I think I was distracted by you. How are you so beautiful that the night itself doesn’t compare? I hope the moon isn’t jealous, but by god it ought to be.

guys. GUYS.

what should i change my name too. i need to chance it. what. should it be.

they kinda look like a meme template ngl

woah mama means family

why slut shame women when you could slut shame the president