This Was The Wrong Site For Me To Kink Shame People On

yearning <3

me *so stressed i’m visibly shaking*: its ok ill just go make some tea i guess.

*flirting* what if i like beat you to death with a frying pan?

i seem to have a knack for befriending weird little trans dudes.

ok so ex gf lore drop.

we dated for a while then ended up at different schools. i broke up w her cuz i thought i lost feelings (in reality i was just depressed asf). anyway two yrs later we’re still friends but haven’t talked irl and now im moving to alaska. ever since we broke up i can’t stop thinking abt her. recently reached out and we decided to hang out this summer. and god. i want her so bad.

having parents who are chill now but used to suck is wild. like yeah mom thanks for taking me for a barnes and nobles mental health day. yeah can’t believe you used to gaslight me hahahaha.

We’re out here in the dark laying on the ground to stargaze. I missed the shooting star. I think I was distracted by you. How are you so beautiful that the night itself doesn’t compare? I hope the moon isn’t jealous, but by god it ought to be.

woah mama means family

fish i don’t have the attention span to read that and im not even a goldfish. what is happening in ur head.

Woah mama women are amazing