*flirting* What If I Like Beat You To Death With A Frying Pan?

i thought this said hotdog bathh

maybe a hot bath will help 💔

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

Woah mama women are amazing

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

i hate going to Events. fucking Events man. why are they there. what do they want from me. feels like i always got some bitchass Even coming up.

i have herbbs in my hair

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

she’s a ten but she collects old thrifted dolls that look haunted and loves horror movies.

this is a cry for help btw

my ex girlfriend is still gorgeous and brilliant and amazing but she also still lives SO FUCKING FAR AWAY.

We’re out here in the dark laying on the ground to stargaze. I missed the shooting star. I think I was distracted by you. How are you so beautiful that the night itself doesn’t compare? I hope the moon isn’t jealous, but by god it ought to be.