This Is A Cry For Help Btw

the names murple. starrain murple.

i think everyone deserves to witness this beauty

my teacher took my phone away for a bit because I like talking to you too much 😬

:(

That's so sad, but I'll still be here when you return <3

Your teacher is mean, but well-intentioned, we wouldn't want you being distracted because of me, would we?

shoutout to the guy in my ap environmental science class who started losing his shit mid practice exam cuz he didn’t know the difference between independent and dependent variables.

gosh i just. Fucking Love Mushrooms So Much. like i’m just sitting here and then randomly 🍄🍄‍🟫🍀🍁🍄🍄‍🟫. I LOVE THEMMMMM.

want a hat?

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

is this how making friends work. do i win

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

why does this have so many notes. this is the most notes i’ve ever gotten. it’s not that funny. guys why are you laughing. guys—

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

pull it together you little bitch ass rat. we got shit to do.

Sighh...

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

me after writing a six page poem about someone who i am 100% not romantically interested in and am strictly best friends with.

i have been thinking abt you all day no homo though