Happy Birthday Ben Barnes.

Maybe that’s why he doesn’t have a social life

Ever since I read that pegging fic where Alina asks David to make her a strap-on I can’t stop thinking about how many requests like that he’s gotten over the years. Like how many sex toys have the poor Materialki had to make for the horny as fuck Grisha trapped together in the Little Palace??

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

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Unfaithful

Yelena belova and SirenFem Reader.

Y/N is a rare Creature that you only hear about in stories like Sirens who lead sailors to the death there only made up right....wrong so what happens when the Siren catches the attention of one black widow.

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Y/N is attending one of Tony's famous gala parties just so he can show her off much to pepper's dismay.

So She wonders to the bar for a drink after downing her 4th shot of vodka she spots a piano so she wonders over and being's to play.

"Story of my life, searching for the right But it keeps avoiding me Sorrow in my soul 'cause it seems that wrong Really loves my company"

Everyone turns to look at Y/N playing and singing as they all stop what there doing.

"She's more than a woman and this is more than love the reason that the sky is blue the clouds are rolling in because I'm gone again"

When Yelena walks in the room she wonders what everyone is looking at so she follows there gaze and she sees why her first thought is her face is full of pain.

"And to her, I just can't be true And I know that she knows I'm unfaithful And it kills her inside To know that I am happy with some other girl I can see her dying"

Yelena takes a seat her eyes never leaving this goddess playing piano she sees her features going pained as her heart goes into the next lyric.

"I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Every time I walk out the door I see her die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt her anymore I don't wanna take away her life"

Y/N eyes finds yelena's as she sings the next line staring into yelena's eyes and yelena only thought that was the sexiest thing she has ever seen.

"I don't wanna be a murderer"

Yelena takes a shot of vodka as she begins to walk towards the stage.

"I feel it in the air as I'm doin' my hair Preparing for another date A kiss upon my cheek as she reluctantly Asks if I'm gonna be out late I say I won't be long, just hanging with the girls A lie I didn't have to tell Because we both know where I'm about to go And we know it very well"

A tear falls down Y/N's cheek obviously feeling past pain of something that has happened that's still to fresh.

"Cause I know that she knows I'm unfaithful And it kills her inside To know that I am happy with some other Woman I can see her dying"

With each word Yelena's heart broke for the girl in front of her as she can know see the tears flow down her face.

"I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Every time I walk out the door I see her die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt her anymore I don't wanna take away her life I don't wanna be a murderer"

Yelena turned to Natasha seeing tears fill her sisters eyes as yelena scanned the room to see everyone with tears in there eyes.

"Our love, her trust I might as well take a gun and put it to her head Get it over with I don't wanna do this anymore Whoa, anymore And I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why And every time I walk out the door I see her die a little more inside And I don't wanna hurt her anymore"

Yelena's attention turned back to the girl she seems to have taken a breath then turned into a whisper as she turned to fury with sadness and anger in her eyes as she continued.

"I don't wanna take away her life I don't wanna be a murderer A murderer No, no, no Yeah, yeah"

With that she finishes and wipes her eyes as she gets off the stage Yelena went to go and speak with her but before she could she approaches fury.

"I'm Done...im not gonna be your little puppet I can't... I had to hurt the only person who cares for me when you wanted me to seduce her for information that was a 6 month job and in those 6 months I was in national city I fell for Alex"

Y/N takes a breath feeling fresh tears but she held them back and looked at fury once more.

" It was your job Agent Y/L/N and if people get hurt so be it....its what you were born for do you really think someone could truly love a siren who in myths lead good people to there deaths by there voice and beauty you simply done what you do in books thats all or do I have to remind you who saved you from the circus"

Y/N shook her head as she slapped fury across the face tears know streaming down her face as she looked at him.

"What you made me do I would have been more merciful if you put a gun in my hand and I shot her then what you made me do.....at least when I was at the circus yes I was a abused but at least no one got hurt except me"

Y/N turned to walk away but before she did she turned to fury once more.

"You know nick you called yourself my saviour when you freed me....you couldn't have been more wrong you were the devil in a mask offering me your hand but instead of going to a better place you dragged me to hell for eternal torment....I wish you had shot me it would have been kinder.......your no hero....your the villain"

With that Y/N walked away as everyone turned to nick who stood there with no emotion on his face when yelena spoke up.

"You know it is people like you that cause these beautiful creatures to stay hidden because they know you will exploit them dipshit....oh and one more thing"

Yelena pulls out her gun on fury and points it at him as everyone is shocked and there unsure of what to do as they don't want things to escalate.

"I will not be your Black Widow I will not be an Avenger so long as your in charge so go fuck yourself"

With that yelena walks out to go and find the siren.

Wow

Hades!Aleksander Morozova x Persephone!Reader

word count: 4.2K

genres: Greek Mythology!AU, angst & fluff

summary: You were forced to stay in the garden that your mother, Demeter, made for you. A mysterious god soon enters without her knowledge and the secret love that you both share becomes something that you no longer want to hide.

author’s note: I swear I’m not making an excuse to have the reader be in a cottage in everything I write.

You had no doubt in your heart that your mother loved you more than anything a god or mortal could offer, but that was the problem. Her love for you was so strong that the mere thought of having you roam anywhere that was not the area that she created for you made Demeter’s skin crawl. She had seen what the mortals were like. They were greedy, violent, and selfish. They were just as cruel as the gods whom they served. The same gods that brought havoc wherever they went. Consequently, you never left the garden that you were born in. Decades passed, and all you knew from the moment you were brought to life was the nature that was right in front of you.

It was no wonder what occurred to you happened the way that it did. Your curiosity and lack of contact with anything that was not approved by her was the perfect storm to a situation that would plunge the human world into a famine. If the nymphs could have told the story, they would have said it was inevitable, but if Demeter could, she would have said it was an avoidable tragedy.

The god that was at the root of the disruption of the seasons did not know of your existence at first, but once he did, he began a fixation that not even time could help him abandon. If you were not sleeping, you were with the nymphs that were tasked with watching you, but that was not entirely a problem. After all, Demeter was the god of harvest, so that came with its own set of responsibilities that required her to be gone for long enough periods of time for him to go unnoticed in her own realm.

His intrigue started off small, like any obsession. When he was not dealing with his affairs, he went to go see you. The longing gazes from him did not go announced, but he always remained unseen. So, when you told the nymphs about how you felt like you were being watched, they laughed and Nadia even said, “By whom? There isn’t anyone else here besides us.” At first, you dismissed your feelings and considered it a case of “cabin fever” like Genya mentioned and told yourself to not dwell on the feeling. Even when it persisted, you ignored it until your suspicions were proven correct.

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Sunday, August 22nd: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as things have gotten worse and I'm really struggling to pay my rent and keep utilities on and due to late bills, my account is overdrawn and I really need help.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as my application for Disability (PIP) was declined and I am currently awaiting an appointment for a WCA (Work Capability Asessment) from the DWP to assess my mental and physical health, and my debt from overdue bills is piling up to an amount that I'm really struggling with.

I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to be asking for help again, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to and my rent is due next week, and I'm really struggling to pay off my overdue account.

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𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: How much?

𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮:

𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮: *glaring*

𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮: Free

𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮:

𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮: You bitch

𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮: Here take her

𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: Aww thanks

𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮: It was nice making deals with you Parker

𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮: *runs away*

Peter: The love you two have for each other is so wonderful. I wish I had a sibling…

Natasha: *Smiles*

Yelena: I’ll sell her to you.

Yelena: Cheap.

now thats a lot of damage

jelly have mercy on me

the issue is that i truly love lying around doing nothing