Staci Bratt & Co.

Deputy J. SEED

Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!

Alumnus - Alumni

Octopus - Octopi

Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)

x - Jaci

So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?

Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?

Makes sense.

Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).

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mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Three wise monkeys

Brought to you by the "Documentaries From Hell" series

To leave this purgatory, you must see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it

Assassin's Pratt

Bro decided to challenge a bear (as per usual).

Then bro decided to pose on a mountain.

We work in the dark, to serve the light… but in the end, all are blind.

Don't Smoke, Kids

On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.

Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!

P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.

LOOK. AT. HIM.

Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.

The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.

Only you

Staci: *looks at everyone around*

Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)

The Turntables

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?