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Still In Desert

Peekaboo, motherfuckers

Hopefully will post a longer video soon.

this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.

When your dad and papa visit you in the hospital while still on duty (them old men can't stop bitching and arguing)

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

Next John Wick?

Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.

LOOK. AT. HIM.

Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.

The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.

Caravaggio Meets Jacop and Bosstaci

Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.

Warning:

All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.

So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,

HIM???

The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.

Onto Bosstaci now:

The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.

Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:

I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.

Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:

I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT: