GUYS!! GUYS!!:-)

girl roommate reacts to new pope

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

Frank's Pov:

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

Three dads-

All of them are alien dads,

the shortest one thus having higher density of anger and closer to hell is a space dad and has been in a state of constant emotional crisis for the past 10+ years,

the happiest one is both a Grandpa and a huge manchild and is always ready to punch you straight to the next universe with the kindest smile,

and the daddiest dad is a also a dad of the two other dads and is fighting the urge to lock up these vegetables in Hyperbolic time chamber forever every minute

I love this whole crazy mess