Three Dads-

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

so in my head odysseus is like 5'5"-5'6"ish and eurylochus is 6'5" (my man is carrying a boulder that has a mild leg injury) also just wanted to draw ody and eury

My friend got me onto Midnight Burger and thus shit posts are created!

(I have no idea if they have canon designs but I will persevere with my own!)

AU where Caspar landed with Ted (singular) at the end of Ch 44

AU where everything about Ch 44 is the same, but Ava ends up at the same place as Caspar, because connections~ and now science fight

AU where Leif just keeps hitting himself like smashing shuffle until he finds a time/place to chill (it fucks up his mind beyond repair, he doesn't remember what he's looking for anymore, he needs to find the diner)

AU where Gloria goes back to the diner during the war with the Teds and pulls twice as much shit with the diner (after she tried to hide for .2 seconds, then Effie noticed her)

AU Clementine stayed in Hood's pocket and was present for the duration of Welcome to the Horizon, she keeps trying to fix things (it's getting worse, again)

*blesses u with midnight burger tweets*

i drew the silly little guy!

girl roommate reacts to new pope

original sin (insider trading)