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Things Batman Taught

I finally read the The Target. For anyone not familiar with this title, it heralds back to the Officer Grayson days. Dick is setup to take the fall for some dirty cops of the Blüdhaven PD and adopts the identity The Target to clear his name name for Reasons.

I came across this gem:

That’s right. They practiced throwing guns. As confirmed by Nightwing (1996) #33:

It called to mind another gun-throwing identity of Dick Grayson’s.

Flash forward to the New 52.

That’s right, Agent 37. Was is pure coincidence Agent 8 mentioned guns and targets? Or was it an Easter Egg?

Who could forget his iconic theme song?

His fellow agents may have given him grief over his choice of gun handling, but apparently Dick had lots of practice hurling those bad boys.

Finding these references is like undercovering buried treasure to me. I get way to much pleasure from it. Has anyone else found any good links from the old to the new like this?

The au you never knew you wanted:

Suburban Batfam

Batfam goes undercover to infiltrate the community of a suburban neighbourhood in hopes of discovering a secret society

Everyone (mainly Tim and Dami) argue over who gets the biggest room

Bruce gets it because it’s the master suite

When the fam moves in, their next-door neighbours give them cookies

The neighbours seem a little too nice, so nobody touches them at first

Except for Tim, who wasn’t there when it happened

He thought Damian was a little too eager when he offered some to him, but he ate them anyway

“Why are you eating the cookies? I thought you said they were too suspicious.”

“I offered them to Drake the other day and he hasn’t keeled over yet, so I deduced that they were safe for consumption.”

The neighbours across the street are very nosey and (in damian’s opinion) ask too many questions

He’s as suspicious of them as they are curious about the batfam

When asked about why their dad isn’t seen much, the boys shrug and say that he works the night shift and saves lives

Damian feeds all of the neighbourhood cats, strays or otherwise.

He slowly amasses an army of cats

Selina approves of it. Bruce? Not so much.

He still pays for the cat food though

Jason acquires a dog somehow

Dick feels like he takes better care of it and that it should be his

Tim disagrees

It’s still up for debate

Damian eventually convinces Bruce to let him bring Titus over as well

Duke and the girls come over every other weekend for family night

They receive noise complaints every time

Due to a fight between Dami and Tim, the tv is broken and mario kart is officially banned from the house

One of Damian’s cats has a litter of kittens and everyone secretly thinks they’re adorable (except Dick, who readily says it to anyone who will listen)

Jason sneaks off to play with them when nobody’s looking

Bruce is no better

Nobody really knows how to cook except for Dick

It’s more like he can boil things and use the oven without catching anything on fire, but still

Jay can too, but nobody needs to know that

And maybe Bruce, but he’s too busy to cook

Dami can only cook eggs

He tries

Alfred visits every now and then to make sure nobody’s burnt down the house and drops off various sweets

His consideration is greatly appreciated

Tim isn’t allowed anywhere near the oven since the 2nd time he caught it on fire

Tim befriends a group of moms and speed walks with them every morning to hear about the latest gossip

Sometimes it helps with the investigation

Sometimes there are rumours about Bruce

Sometimes they’re true

Tim laughs them off while internally freaking out

“Did you hear?” -Kelly

“Hear what?” -Janet

“There’s a rumour going around that *Bruce Wayne* is living in our neighbourhood.” -Kelly

“No way!” -Janet

“Yes way!“ -Kelly

"Heheheh, what a crazy rumour, right? There’s *no way* somebody like Bruce would move to our modest neighbourhood.” -Tim, sweating nervously

They were invited to a cook-out pool party once.

Somehow, Jason caught the pool on fire

Never again were they invited to such an occasion.

Everybody keeps forgetting that Alfred isn’t around and consequently, forget to do chores

One time the dishes piled up so high, they collapsed on poor Damian

Bruce had to devise a chore chart to make sure everybody did their part in keeping the house relatively nice looking

Dick dog sat for one of their neighbours once and their daughter watched him through their security cameras.

She has a crush on him now & is a little stalker-y.

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

Roy Mustang: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Riza Hawkeye: I did. I broke it…

Roy Mustang: No. No, you didn’t. Breda?

Heymans Breda: Don’t look at me! Look at Havoc.

Jean Havoc: What?! I didn’t break it.

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Jean Havoc: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Heymans Breda: Suspicious.

Jean Havoc: No, it’s not!

Kain Fuery: If it matters, probably not… Catalina was the last one to use it.

Rebecca Catalina: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

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Riza Hawkeye: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, sir.

Roy Mustang: No. Who broke it?

Jean Havoc: Sir, Falman's been awfully quiet…

Vato Falman: Really?!

Jean Havoc: Yeah, really!

...

Roy Mustang: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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