RE-BLOG IF….

I’ve been thinking a lot about the clockwork troy and I have my official contribution of theory.

What if Troy was never human?

Both the real Troy and his mom die because of complications from childbirth, and Extraordinary Lougferd feels like he can’t replace his wife, because nothing could ever replace her. But Troy? That can be arranged. Troy becomes the first clockwork soldier, and the standard ones come later. They’re presented first as friends for children, with a young mechanical Troy and his human older brother being used as example. They eventually evolve into servants, then soldiers. All the while, Troy is none the wiser that he isn’t organic, all updates and modifications being done while he’s asleep.

Troy being called the baby of the family? That’s cause he was a baby when he died. Him saying concussions cancel each other out? That’s because sometimes when you whack a device, you can get it working again. Him knocking someone out for stuttering? That’s his subconscious keeping him from being knocked out to fix malfunctions. Terrorist Troy? That’s the clockwork soldier programming activating. He has no idea everything he does is because he’s not human, simply because he was never human.

kitties on the bed

reblog if but i still hold out hope that maybe someday i'll be worth more than all the silence left in my way, and when you break the surface, oh without me, please don't return me to the dark of all the memories

jrwi riptide 82 art for you because that episode is everything to me

I hath returned to talk about the ever lovely moots that just so happen to be mine (Part 2 of mutual shoutout baby!)

@t3a-gh0st - jrwi accounts stay winning! this account reblogs almost all of the cool jrwi stuff and it is eternally a blessing cause now there’s more cool stuff on my dash. (also that troy cake is the best thing in existence)

@dantyacinth - another tumblr that makes me smile at all times. i know we vibing whenever Dante shows up. also they let me ramble about lizards so best account ever.

@jessieisacatgirl - an account that is great at all times. her posts are always genuine and amazing. i have no words, she is that wonderful.

@crazed-transbian-lunatic - jessie’s contender for most amazing trans lesbian blog i know. fully great blog who’s always supporting others, and the dropout stuff is a great time.

@diannestarlight - anyone who shows their ocs is immediately someone i adore, and dianne’s ocs are incredible. a wonderful designer, and even better creator.

@sashathegirl - the chaotic neat energy of this tumblr is off the charts, and i love it every time. also every single post is facts (and go participate in the sashathegirl art competition!!)

i’m gonna go detangle my hair now, but i love each and every one of you amazing (i have said that too much) mutuals, all of you guys are great (/p)

guys the @bananabelsplit keychains came in!! look at the babies!!

i love them so much i legitimately can not describe it.

yeah 💖

uhhh whats your favorite animal? and whats your LEAST favorite animal???

Thank you for asking! after years of switching from animal to animal, i finally have opinions.

my least favorite animals are bottlenose dolphins. everyone loves them, but they are actually pure evil. though they are cool to see up close.

my favorite animals are lizards, specifically the new mexico whiptail and the greater short-horned lizard. new mexico whiptail lizards are an only female species and are by default all lesbian. and the greater short-horned lizard, to ward off predators, shoots blood from their eyes. so i just think their neat.

wonderlust 17 is coming…

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