Your Local Fish Bartender Has Something On Her Mind

Guess im part of the fbi now, time to put that one class of forensics I did for my sibling to good use

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

While I fully accepted that people I work with are a little bit insane I still get caught off guard

My coworker: Did you know that the reason we don’t do human taxidermy is because you can see the stitches? Because normally the fur would hide them but since we don’t have it you would just see every single cut?

Me: uh…. I’m pretty sure there are different reasons for not doing human taxidermy. Like uhhh… you know ethics?

My coworker: yea, sure. Whatever.

wonderlust 17 is coming…

*frantic excited blinking*

these are the ones i have so far (but tell me what else you want and i will make it)

hi please give me your jrwi playlists for any campaign but especially riptide pd & bitb but really any campaign !!! plz plz plz

was drawing Lizzie today and realized her new design has striped pants her og design didn’t. then looking at chip’s old vs new art, realized his new design doesn’t have the striped pants, but his og design did, along with suspenders. The same look Arlin has. Chip has finally stopped fully imitating Arlin, and Lizzie is finally re-embracing her life when she was younger, as Elizabeth. Both have grown, but in opposite ways.

hey so when was anyone gonna tell me WD is literally named after a lubricant/rust removal spray brand, or was i meant to learn that on my own

like she literally mentioned that her name has numbers at the end. am i just stupid. I think im just stupid but i didnt realise until now 😭😭

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST MY NAILS THIS WEEK

runt :) [i didn’t have the right purple, we just roll with it]

now it’s confirmed there will be more time before Riptide comes out…