While I fully accepted that people I work with are a little bit insane I still get caught off guard
My coworker: Did you know that the reason we don’t do human taxidermy is because you can see the stitches? Because normally the fur would hide them but since we don’t have it you would just see every single cut?
Me: uh…. I’m pretty sure there are different reasons for not doing human taxidermy. Like uhhh… you know ethics?
My coworker: yea, sure. Whatever.
i am beyond obsessed with this image. Jonny living out his slutty slutty dreams. the toy soldier looking like an older sibling who really would rather be playing bloonsTD than attending its younger sibling's birthday party. Ashes checking out the toy soldier's ass. Brian looks happy to be included. Nastya looks like some accountant they kidnapped who really just wants to get back to work so she can finish this month's audit. i have no clue whats going on with Tim. Ivy somehow looks like she wants to be here less than Nastya
The ADHD urge to not
Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
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Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
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For all your dnd purposes
I kinda just fucked around and found out making this, I didn't really have a plan, just a feeling. The feeling of Bolas Rojas.
Arthur Bennett:
British vampire with a tragic backstory. Need I say more
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Niklaus Hendrix:
boobs out, HE TATTOOS YOU WITH HIS INITIALS?? he calls himself? gulp? papa possibility and daddy desire
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besties i have so much stuff to do and i don’t want to do any of it so please give me your art requests so i can procrastinate further
i’m like a week and a half late but oh well, mechtober!
here’s day 1, captain
i love jonny but he is the first mate
also i’m gonna try and catch up throughout the date
hey so when was anyone gonna tell me WD is literally named after a lubricant/rust removal spray brand, or was i meant to learn that on my own
like she literally mentioned that her name has numbers at the end. am i just stupid. I think im just stupid but i didnt realise until now 😭😭
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)