Fic Idea: Jaskier In Geralts Room Wearing This Exact Outfit

Thanks R* for giving us the sexy cowboy we needed

no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable

Solaire amiibo has him in his sun-praising pose and standing on tiptoes, so they put an angled support under his boots that makes him look like he’s wearing wedges

can you imagine  being a mayor and talking to your horse villager like the angle they look down at you from ita gotta be like 90 % nose right 

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

geralt @ anyone about to harm jaskier: excuse me, sir, that is my emotional support bard

not to be That Bitch but it really is insidious that the construction of the concept of “granny panties” has made women self conscious about their freaking underwear of all things (meant to be worn underneath your clothes and not be seen most of the time!!!) to the point where women sacrifice comfort to wear a gstring or cheeky hipster or whatever crap the industry comes up with all so that women can be constantly maintaining not just a pleasing outward appearance but a ~sexy~ state of mind

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.