Thanks R* For Giving Us The Sexy Cowboy We Needed

Goodnight kisses from my little bunny 

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i am so fucking close to deleting my blog because i have 6 activity notifications that won't go away when i KNOW i don't have any interactions on my goddamn blog

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.

no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable

Dorian and Cullen all red dead redemptioned. (Dorian is a rich kid turned outlaw who targets his father and his wealthy friends so he can share it around, Cullen is the hapless sheriff of some tiny town who can’t figure out what exactly doing the right thing means in this particular instance.)

the au you all asked for

hey if you’re LGBT reblog and say in the tags what you identify as and whether you prefer the front, middle, or back of a rollercoaster

you are my sunshine.

One guard who likes big butts and cannot lie

One guard who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth