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Some dorohedoro and dai dark fanarts

CG4, Stardust

Crosseyes headcanons (with special guests)

Nikaido

- Is declared an honorary Crosseye as the ex-boss’s partner and for being nice to Natsuki, Risu, Dokuga, Tetsujo, and Kaiman

- “Train us Nikaido-senpai!” Natsuki decides that the gang should learn some fighting skills form Nikaido b/c Nikaido is very very good at fighting.

- There is an unspoken understanding that in the Crosseye hierarchy that Nikaido ranks higher than Dokuga and Tetsujo. Not only did she beat them in a fight they also work at her restaurant.

- Nikaido is a-ok with taking drug money as payment and gifts

- Sometimes the Crosseyes rotate young adults by the Hungry Bug like, “X needs a job, they work cheap and they won’t rob you.”

- Nikaido disagrees with the Crosseyes on economics. She’s a capitalist and they’re out and out communists.

bffs !

I love how, despite being the more sweet and moral of the bunch, Seras is still driven by a deep well of rage and pain inside her and that's why Alucard let her live and made her a vampire. She beat the shit out of all the other kids in her orphanage for talking smack. She became a vampire because she was too angry to let this world be the death of her. That shit is so fucking cool I love you Seras Victoria

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You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

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