This Is So Fucking Weird Without Context Lmao

Dorohedoro Headcanons

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Risu

Does not understand how he gives off teenager energy.

is probably not gonna stop having nightmares about the time he got murdered. Joined by nightmares of killing/eating his Partner.

A good way to get stabbed is to refer to him as Kaiman’s ex

Failed out of devil training for having an undevilish attitude.

Found out that he was still on the Crosseye payroll when they started sending him his missed paychecks for the time span that he was dead once the organization got back on its feet.

Does not understand how people can mistake him for Kaiman. They look nothing alike other than height.

After the dust settled on the whole Hole-kun situation had a very long talk with Kaiman about their shared history

Is lowkey relived that Kaiman has a lizard face and not Aikawa/Kai’s face. He doesn’t have to deal with the emotional baggage as much.

Doesn’t question why Curse eats the things it takes. (Not personally bothered by cannibalism)

Does think Kai’s head(s) tasted disgusting.

Misses being able to fly.

Due to the whole being murdered thing, can no longer be the little spoon.

Thinks Professor Kasukabe’s door is creepy as hell. Thinks Prof. Kasukabe is creepy as hell in general.

Is good at baseball

Gets along well with Natsuki who collects him as another big brother for her collection

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it’s fun being a fic writer in a small fandom bc every time I get kudos and comments it’s like “Oh I know you! Hello again, thanks for coming back! :D”

!!!!!!!!!! I love dai dark and Damemaru specifically i am so excited to see where this goes

damemaru = chidaruma post doroheodoro truthers we're fucking winning!!!!!

Dorohedoro Headcanons

[Since Tumblr is janky I'm making stuff that was under a readmore and making separate posts]

Nikaido

Does eventually met up again with her accidentally erased from the timeline sister as well as her foster parents. It’s weird but nice.

Once did the math on how much it costs to feed Kaiman and asked Kawajiri if any of his rich devil friends would be interested in having a lizard with an ass that won’t quit as a sugar baby

Every now and then gets events from different timelines confused

Finds Noi’s attempts to befriend her strange but harmless

Does not like Chota

If there were no consequences for it she would whoop En’s skinned troll doll looking ass

When she told Kaiman they’d be friends no matter what she ment that shit, she was still on his side when she thought that he was the Crosseyes boss.

Can bench press Kaiman.

Has borrowed Kaiman’s shirts/jackets b/c they comfy

Once got a friendship bracelet from Kaiman made of his shed teeth. Thought it was gross but kept it in her jewelry box.

If she’d been a devil longer she would have become a little annoyed by how generic her devil form looked.

Was highkey stressed the fuck out growing up in the Hole before Shin destroyed the militia.

Had to clean out her smoke holes on a regular basis since she just straight up didn’t use magic for so long but still produced a good amount of smoke

Absolutely loves cooking together with Kawajiri again

When she figured out that Kaiman wasn’t just her friend but also basicly her Partner she couldn’t look at him without blushing for at least a day. Kaiman thought she had a fever or something.

Thinks Risu is fun when he’s not on edge

Is always the big spoon. Yes, Kaiman has to have anti-stabbing precautions used b4 any kinda cuddling that could end up with them both asleep. Nikaido likes not being stabbed in the face or head.

Kaiman and Shin in the back are just killing me lmao

professional wrestling AU is living in my brain (reference under the cut)

High-key agree that people come by to whoop Kaiman's ass for the shit Kai pulled (Understandable tbh)

Crosseyes headcanons (with special guests)

Kaiman

- Finds out that Dr. Kasukabe is working with the Crosseyes and just kinda screams for awhile

- There was a serious debate on if Kaiman counted as a Crosseye. Kai was (Kai was officially demoted for killing comrades without good reason and also cannibalizing a comrade without consent) and Kaiman is kinda Kai, But Kaiman’s also kinda Aikawa who definately was not a Crosseye even if he was partners with Risu. Also debates as to if Hole-kun was their real boss and Kai/Kaiman/Aikawa was just his ride?

- Kaiman personally does not identify as a Crosseye. That does not stop him from somehow getting dragged into Crosseye bullshit.

- Gets roped into a weeks worth of knife fights b/c the Crosseyes wanted revenge for the bullshit Kai did to them/put them through. (a lot of people get in on this action, not just Crosseyes. Tetsujo invites Fujita who does stab the shit out of Kaiman for his late homie Matsumura. Tanba and Kirion tag team and WWE Kaiman’s ass.) It’s not a good time but also not a bad time, people are working out their issues.

You all, fools: Kaiman keeping his face at the end of Dorohedoro is him accepting who he is!

Me, an intellectual: This is avoidance coping. This man has accepted nothing about himself, ever.

want to write this at some point, no time rn

“How could you?” “I can expla-“ “No, I don’t mean morally. Logistically how could you even pull something like this off?”