Your Honor Dafurq

kink isnt sexual and dude isnt gendered and aces can desire sex and cishet men are queer and lesbians can sleep with men and twinks can be fat and communists can own for-profit businesses and punks don’t have to listen to punk music and vegans can eat meat and white people are poc and humans can breathe underwater

i was baptized by proxy (mom pregnant; said it's good enough to get into heaven by technicality) in a catholic church and have never been in one since as far as memory serves so i think of the entire catholic population of the earth i have the Lowest chance of being pope but i think they should pick me specifically because of that. outside perspectives yknow

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

Arsalan Khan

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon

i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything