Arsalan Khan

bitches be like i love reflection and reevaluation

5 minutes later: continues the cycle

Trisha is so real and some people aren’t ready to face that (ignore that she’s dressed like Ringo and saying it’s John)

having such an awesomesauce day kinda except for i forgot to charge my blender (i hate living in the future) so im sitting here having to. wait HALF AN HOUR to make my drink... wtf... anyways Al-Namrood is a fucking awesome band and mandatory listening for all white people effective immediately

In fact some people who dress wild and crazy are the most boring ppl ever

i was baptized by proxy (mom pregnant; said it's good enough to get into heaven by technicality) in a catholic church and have never been in one since as far as memory serves so i think of the entire catholic population of the earth i have the Lowest chance of being pope but i think they should pick me specifically because of that. outside perspectives yknow