Currently Perving Out Over The Smell Of This Sweater I Got Off Depop

someone should give me money so i can buy more swords

September 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

reblog for easter

I take a two year break from tumblr and when I get back all blogs are deleted and there's just one post from staff that says CROATOAN

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

sotd