Reblog For Easter

someone should give me money so i can buy more swords

marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

your honor dafurq

the Ice War on Europa...

bitches be like i love reflection and reevaluation

5 minutes later: continues the cycle

i dont think you guys understand - cologne is a pretty strong PTSD trigger for me usually and on top of that im allergic to a lot of fragrances and just literally don't like the smell of like almost any perfumes or colognes or anything but like i feel high off of this. wearing this regular ass crewneck sweater at work feeling like im in fetish gear because im so all over it. its gorgeous. i almost asked the seller what the fragrance was im like losing my mind this shit is straight up pheromones

currently perving out over the smell of this sweater i got off depop

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.