James Potter Is The Type Of Guy To Clap When The Plane Lands, I Said What I Said.

james: if you all were to write a book, what would the title be?

james: ‘reasons i’m the greatest best friend in history.’

sirius: ‘the daily struggle of being sexy.’

remus: ‘the daily struggle of living with ‘sexy’.’

regulus: ‘why adult floaties are much more of a necessity than children’s ones.’

marlene: ‘how to keep ‘em wrapped around your finger, the marlene method.’

lily: ‘how to snag the richest guy in school, co-written by: remus lupin.’

mary: ‘a guide on how to outlive all your friends.’

dorcas: ‘bagging the hottest girl alive: a fool proof 6 month plan.’

peter: ‘why i demand monetary compensation for all the nights i’ve spent in detention because of ‘sexy’.’

plot: sirius got dumped.

james: do you feel like you weren’t enough? is that why you feel so choked by your emotions?

sirius: i know i’m not enough, otherwise he wouldn’t have left me.

marlene: did you get the weird breathing trouble yet?

sirius: what, asthma? i’ve had that for ages.

james and marlene: *burst out laughing*

sirius: *gives in and starts laughing through his tears*

the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.

everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)

james: wow, you look like shit.

sirius: i stayed up till 5 am with marlene. do i regret it? yes.

sirius: but was it worth it ‘cause i got to help out a friend who needed comfort? absolutely not.

headcanon:

sirius black LOVES $uicideboy$ and listens to them religiously.

sirius also keeps a shrine for ruby and $crim right next to the shrine he made for himself.

plot: severus is confronting sirius after getting drenched with charmed water balloons.

severus: there’s a special place in hell just for you.

sirius: *placing his hand on his chest dramatically and wiping away a fake tear* f-for me? a special place in hell JUST for ME? that’s so sweet, so kind, and so welcoming.

sirius black had way too much fun with his name.

making an entrance: “sirius black is sirius back!”

confused: “sirius black is siriusly blank…”

hungry: “sirius black wants a sirius snack.”

bout to throw hands: “sirius black will siriusly attack.”

under pressure: “sirius black will sirius crack.”

back from a dentist appointment gone well: “sirius black has no sirius plaque.”

bought a new bag: “sirius black has a new sirius sack.”

the list goes on…and it only gets weirder.

give me moots 😩🫶

(i am in no way kidding, pls dm me, i wanna be friends with all y’all <33)

Every mutual group has:

a chaotic mutual but doesn’t show it

a cinnamon roll mutual but says that they are chaotic (not true)

a mutual who wants to commit arson

a mutual who wants to commit murder

a mutual who sunshine personified

a mutual who is so cool, it intimidates you

the mutual who makes edits/moodboards etc, they are hella cool

a mutual who wants to kill god

a mutual who is god. Periodt.

a mutual who has seen all the discourses

a mutual who has gotten involved in every discourse

a mutual who gets in a discourse accidentally, they didn’t mean to

A flirty mutual

a bookworm mutual

a dark academia mutual

chaos incarnate mutual

a mutual in A continuous existential crises

a mutual who is addicted to making picrews

a parent mutual, the only one with a brain

and a popular mutual

sirius, singing his little heart out with james’ hair brush: got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you i’m insane.

remus: they don’t have to tell me, i can see it from a mile away.

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