Stop Saying “there Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea”. I’ve Got My Eye On One Specific, Emotionally

All the reactors saying Calypso "Apologizes". She doesn't though. The whole song is literally a non-apology.

"I'm sorry my love's too much for you" translating to basically, "Sorry you just can't HANDLE my love".

When it's not that he can't handle it. She literally forced him into it.

He forcefully fell into a trauma bond love with her, sure, but nothing else. Nothing genuine.

Guess who shadow milk likes more

first actual post here and its OUT OF SYNC

dies explodes

anyways heres leshycat sorta 👍🏽

JUST GIVE ME MY CLOWWWNNNN

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. TRIDENT 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

VIKTOR!!! SO BEAUTIFUL

lgbtq slang (overheard it from lyney. who is laughing his ass off somewhere)

partners

poly ancients post plus hater post for clotted cream i hate him