Lgbtq Slang (overheard It From Lyney. Who Is Laughing His Ass Off Somewhere)

i'm setting out a box trap to capture him

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I actually like how Epic did Calypso.

It did not shy away from her dangerous/forceful nature in the previous saga and in this one she's just deeply non-sympathetic while compelling. Her vocals are overpowering Odysseus, she's overtaking the narrative. She shouldn't be but she is, and it fits her mythical character.

Not Sorry for Loving You is such a backwards "apology" and I love it because it fits Calypso perfectly. It's weird to say but I'm actually glad they didn't shy away from correctly portraying a character that never "learned to be better" in the original source.

Like, this is a Goddess, not a human. She does not have human morality, she is wrong for what she did to Odysseus. Her emotions are selfish, she's incapable of understanding that she hurt this mortal. She's convinced she's the one hurt and the world is unfair, and that's unreliable narration but it's so good.

Calypso I hate you and I love you.

also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

Settle a bet.

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

Forgot to post this but father son actually

'I'm not sorry for loving you" should have been called "emotional manipulation - the song" because oh my god

It's basically an "i'm sorry if you feel that way but actually i'm not sorry at all because i'm the victim"

Calypso they could never make me like you!!!!!