Papaya Rules?

*2025 RedBull’s garage, the freshly new teammates make their first media appearance together*

Yuki: Hi guys, I am happy to be part of this team. Looking forward to the rest of the season and hoping to make the team proud. It’s going to be cool as fuck.

Max: shit, Yuki, you shouldn’t say fuck.

Yuki: fuck, did I say fuck? I am sorry! Wait, you just said shit!

Max: fuck, did I? Shit I did!

Yuki: oh, fuck.

Max: fuck indeed.

killing myself, I didn't get tickets x

Lando: “Thanks Oscinha.”

the most poetic thing about charles leclerc winning monaco has to be how both alex jacques and vanzini focused on how charles used to wait around these streets for his school bus, both of them mentioned how charles fell in love with the sport on these very streets, both mention his father, both talk about the white lie charles spoke to his dad "i signed with ferrari", both mention jules and his family and how that influenced charles' career — and see the beautiful thing is that neither alex jacques nor carlo vanzini knew at the time what the other was saying. both were live commentating. charles leclerc's life story on those streets of monaco truly transcended any language barriers. in english. in italian. when leclerc won at home, monaco's sea wept tears of salvation. that after seven years of disappointment, the boy the sea saw grow up brought home laurels.

ladies and gentlemen... my husband 🤩

You watch f1. You choose your blorbo. It's Charles Leclerc. You realise he's the most soggy saddest wet meow meow you've ever seen. He's having a bad time at least 90% of his career. You want him to do well. His team is ass. He literally will not leave. His loyalty is too strong. But yours is too.

That one interview with papa sainz and little carlos

I saw someone make a really good point on TikTok about everyone going on about how Oscar now has the same wins as Lando. She said “they’ve had a race winning car for the same amount of time.” Everyone seems to forget that the McLaren wasn’t considered a race winning car prior to this year. And before anyone says about Monza or Sochi 21, winning one race doesn’t mean you have a race winning car. It means you got lucky and were in the right place at the right time. Nobody would say that the Alpha Tauri or Alpine were race winning cars when Pierre and Esteban won.

Why can’t we celebrate both drivers wins without dragging the other down?

okay anyway.